157 Funny body quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

  Commentary:
  "According to scientific research, the human body is 60% water… 🌊💧 Or at least it was until my husband and son came into the picture! After careful monitoring, I propose a new finding: they are at least 50% hot air and wind! 💨🤣 #FamilyScience #Windbags"

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