Funny boys quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

  Commentary:
  "Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

  Commentary:
  "Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least he's self-aware! Who needs to excel at everything when you can excel at being bad, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there's our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"

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