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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Spotted on Pinterest:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Just landed via Slack:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Shared recently on WeChat:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Going viral on Twitch:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Breaking via Slack:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Live now on Slack:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Live now on WeChat:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Spotted on Slack:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Going viral on Instagram:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Seen just now on Instagram:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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