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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

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Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Trending via WeChat:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Live now on Slack:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Just shared via X:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Spotted on X:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Making waves on Facebook:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

11 shares on Discord this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

36 shares on Slack this month:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,641

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Going viral on Slack:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Just landed via Reddit:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Just shared via WeChat:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Just landed via Instagram:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Just shared via WeChat:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Making waves on X:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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