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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,557

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Trending via Slack:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Avocado is just green butter.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,445

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Just shared via Discord:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Making waves on Facebook:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Shared recently on X:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Going viral on Messenger:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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