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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Just landed via WeChat:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Reported on X:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Lois Lane said, β€œClark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Just landed via Twitch:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Going viral on X:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Freshly posted on X:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Just shared via X:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Making waves on Messenger:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Just landed via Slack:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Going viral on Slack:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Going viral on Twitch:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Making waves on Threads:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Just landed via Threads:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Just landed via YouTube:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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