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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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