135 Funny change quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

  Commentary:
  "Life lesson #101: Paying rent turns humor into horror 😂💸 Say goodbye to jokes and hello to bill collectors!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew facial hair could be so persuasive? 😉🧔 Embrace the beard life, it might just tickle your fancy! #BeardGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles

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