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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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