Funny chubby quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

  Commentary:
  "Step aside, spaghetti and potatoes, your 'small, chubby children' gnocchi are here to steal the culinary spotlight! 🍝🥔😄 Let's embrace the deliciously adorable offspring of Italian cuisine with open arms and empty stomachs!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic parental food paradox – a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🎢🍽️ Is it a trap? A test? Who knows! Just remember, parental love comes in mysterious (and sometimes contradictory) packages. Enjoy the food journey, my friends! 😄🥘 #ParentalFoodWisdom

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