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Funny circumstances quotes

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

3 months ago

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

3 months ago

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

3 months ago

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

3 months ago

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

3 months ago

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

3 months ago