Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! 🤷‍♂️ It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ⏰😆"

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fergalicious and bootylicious era has come to an unexpected end! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew the unfortunate circumstances would deprive us of such iconic words? 🍑 Let's hope a new era of fabulousness emerges soon! 💁‍♂️✨"

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Commentary:
"Looks like even fate itself couldn't get you out of that Monday morning meeting! 🤣 #BlameItOnTheUniverse #WorkLifeWoahs"

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Commentary:
"Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! 😄 Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? ⏰🕰️ Just blame it on the 'foreseen circumstances' – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! 🛌💤 #FashionablyLate"

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Commentary:
"Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"