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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Live now on Instagram:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Going viral on YouTube:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Trending via X:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Just shared via Threads:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I would like even faster food.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Shared recently on X:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Going viral on Snapchat:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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