13 Funny climate quotes

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  4 weeks ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  1 month ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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  2 months ago

  age, apocalypse, change, climate, climate change, disaster, enough, environmental, environmental joke, exaggeration, hole, humor, joke, killed, layer, memory, old, old age, ozone, ozone layer, remember, survival, us

• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  2 months ago

  alien, alien invasion, apocalypse, before, climate, crisis, die, disaster, end, end of world, extraterrestrial, global, global climate crisis, humor, invasion, irony, little, nuclear, nuclear war, sci-fi, survival, treat, war, world

• It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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  2 months ago

  animal, bear, bears, climate, exaggeration, hot, humor, ice, ice bear, joke, lemonade, lemonade stand, opening, stand, summer, weather

• The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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  2 months ago

  admit, change, climate, environment, going, humor, irony, issue, nothing, problem, solution

• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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  2 months ago

  afterlife, choice, climate, company, contrast, heaven, hell, humor, lifestyle, wit

• When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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  2 months ago

  citru, climate, humor, irony, lemon, life, live, perspective, remark

• Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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  2 months ago

  autumn, change, climate, climate change, coffee, denial, deny, earlier, every, humor, irony, pumpkin, pumpkin spice, season, spice, still, trends, year

• I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, climate, date, dating, humor, i, readiness, ready, relationships, sad, sadness, used

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