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Funny climate quotes

Funny climate quotes offer a lighthearted take on a serious topic, blending humor with thoughts about the changing world around us. πŸŒπŸ˜‚ Whether it’s poking fun at unpredictable weather or witty observations about global warming, these quotes manage to keep things breezy while still making you think. A great way to spark laughter and conversation about the climate! 🌦️🌞

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Posted on4 months ago

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Posted on6 months ago

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, β€œthat’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Posted on6 months ago

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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