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Funny climate quotes offer a lighthearted take on a serious topic, blending humor with thoughts about the changing world around us. 🌍😂 Whether it’s poking fun at unpredictable weather or witty observations about global warming, these quotes manage to keep things breezy while still making you think. A great way to spark laughter and conversation about the climate! 🌦️🌞

New funny climate quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
2 months ago
Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Commentary:
Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜
4 months ago
Share →: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Commentary:
“If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!”
4 months ago
Share →: When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Commentary:
Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.
6 months ago
Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Commentary:
🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? 😅🌍❤️ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! 😜🔥 #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"
6 months ago
Share →: The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's where all the heat is coming from! 🔥 Who knew Mother Nature was just trying to warm up Gen Z's coolness factor? 😎 Time for the younger generation to bring the heat and cool down the planet! 🌍❄️ #GlobalWarming #CoolKids"