Funny cocktail quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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