Funny cocktail quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

  Commentary:
  "Let's make sure we're illuminating the world with kindness, not igniting it with fiery chaos! 🔥🕯️ #SpreadLoveNotMolotovs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! 🍤🍸 Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! 😄 Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"

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