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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Live now on Pinterest:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Spotted on TikTok:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Just landed via Messenger:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Reported on X:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Trending via YouTube:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Funny cocktail quotes 🍸 bring a splash of humor to any happy hour! Whether you’re shaking up a classic margarita or stirring a fancy martini, these witty lines add extra flavor to your sips 🍹. Perfect for loosening up the vibe at parties or spicing up your captions, they remind us that laughter and cocktails make the best mix 🎉🥂. Cheers to fun, friends, and clever quips!

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2 months ago
Share →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Commentary:
Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇
6 months ago
Share →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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"Let's make sure we're illuminating the world with kindness, not igniting it with fiery chaos! 🔥🕯️ #SpreadLoveNotMolotovs"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Commentary:
"Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! 🍤🍸 Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! 😄 Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Trending via Twitch:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Making waves on Facebook:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Going viral on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Making waves on Slack:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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