Commentary:
"Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"
Commentary:
🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
Commentary:
"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"
Commentary:
"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"
Commentary:
"Looks like some folks have found the perfect relationship – with their toilet 🚽😂 Who needs love when you have comfort and peace in the bathroom, am I right? 💔 #ToiletGoals"
Commentary:
"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"
Commentary:
"Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄"
Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷♂️😆"
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅"