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5 months ago
Share →: No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"
5 months ago
Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Commentary:
"Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Commentary:
"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"
5 months ago
Share →: I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Commentary:
"Planning for children? Make it a short and sweet affair – two days max! 😂👶 #ParentingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"
5 months ago
Share →: In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Commentary:
🎉👏 Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health – complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! 🛋️💭
5 months ago
Share →: I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷‍♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Never make a promise you can't keep rescheduling… because let's be real, we're all a work in progress 🔄😂 #ProcrastinationNation"
5 months ago
Share →: Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Commentary:
"Who needs designated drive-thru lanes when you've got determination and a hunger that won't wait? 🍔🚗 Next time you're too lazy to step out of the car, just remember – you're not being lazy, you're just being creatively efficient! 😉 #DriveThruOrBust"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷‍♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"