47 Funny commitment quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

  Commentary:
  "Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never stop being a quitter!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Single by choice. Just not my choice.

  Commentary:
  "Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷‍♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a romantic partner when you've got a loyal email address by your side for years? 💻💕 Hotmail has been through all the spam, filters, and attachment troubles with me – true love at first login! 💌 #EmailGoals"

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