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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Funny conditions quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s little challenges 😄✨ Whether it’s weather woes, health hiccups, or quirky situations, these witty lines turn frowns upside down 🎭💬 Ready to laugh through the ups and downs? Dive into a world where conditions meet comedy and brighten your day with a smile! 😂🌈

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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