335 Funny conversation quotes

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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  21 minutes ago

  anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event

• Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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  24 minutes ago

  15, 15 minutes, car, car insurance, conversation, discount, humor, insurance, joke, minutes, missionary, save, saving, us

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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  1 hour ago

  communication, conversation, done, emoji, humor, media, message, nice, only, social, social media, someone, tell, texting, thumbs, thumbs up

• My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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  2 hours ago

  always, conversation, DM, DMs, humor, media, open, sarcasm, self, social, social media, talk, want, yourself

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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  3 hours ago

  awkward, awkward moment, baby, best, child, conversation, drunken, drunken night, family, family conversation, guess, honesty, humor, i, moment, night, parenting, response, retrospect, stupidity, where

• “You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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  3 hours ago

  change, conversation, entertainment, humor, i, joke, movie, new

• I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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  4 hours ago

  beating, better, conversation, dead, dead horse, friendship, girl, girls, horse, humor, i, letting, love, never, night, nothing, peace, rehash, rest, Saturday, Saturday night

• Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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  6 hours ago

  cardio, carrying, communication, conversation, exercise, fitness, humor

• I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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  6 hours ago

  app, boring, certain, chat, conversation, dating, dating app, funny observation, humor, i, looks, love, media, observation, online, online dating, people, post, social, social media

• Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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  6 hours ago

  asked, book, books, bookshop, conversation, great, humor, joke, me, misunderstanding, recommend, recommendation, said, sure, worker

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