323 Funny conversation quotes

• Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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  1 week ago

  co-worker, conversation, coworker, here, humor, me, sarcasm, unapproachable, workplace

• Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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  1 week ago

  change, conversation, humor, i, name, phrase, pun, want, wordplay

• I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, communication, conversation, enjoy, enjoyment, getting, having, humor, i, listening, passive, passive activity, podcast

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  1 week ago

  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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  2 weeks ago

  bond, college, conversation, forming, friendship, humor, interaction, people, powerful, social, social interaction, talk, twice, unspoken

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  2 weeks ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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  2 weeks ago

  bedtime, bedtime story, conversation, humor, i, joke, lie, me, relationship, sex, story, tell

• Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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  2 weeks ago

  casual, casual conversation, conversation, enough, humor, procrastination, think, today, todaying, wordplay

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, barber, conversation, customer, etiquette, getting, haircut, humor, own, please, social, social etiquette, started, talk, talking

• One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, casual conversation, conversation, drink, humor, kettle, let, main, me, phrase, put, reasons, say, stuff, tea

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