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Funny conversation quotes bring a burst of humor to your everyday chats and social interactions! πŸ˜†πŸ—£οΈ From witty remarks that turn a mundane dialogue into a memorable moment to hilarious observations about how we communicate, these quotes offer a playful take on the art of conversation. Dive in and enjoy a laugh as you explore the lighter side of chatting with friends, family, and strangers alike! πŸ˜‚πŸ’¬

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

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