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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Just shared via YouTube:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Just shared via Twitch:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Going viral on Discord:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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252 Funny conversation quotes

Funny conversation quotes bring a burst of humor to your everyday chats and social interactions! 😆🗣️ From witty remarks that turn a mundane dialogue into a memorable moment to hilarious observations about how we communicate, these quotes offer a playful take on the art of conversation. Dive in and enjoy a laugh as you explore the lighter side of chatting with friends, family, and strangers alike! 😂💬

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2 days ago
Share →: Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Commentary:
Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! 🍺😅
3 days ago
Share →: I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂
5 days ago
Share →: I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Commentary:
Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
5 days ago
Share →: Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Commentary:
Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦‍♂️ #Oops
5 days ago
Share →: I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Brb, starting a weather fan club with matching rain hats 🌧️😎✨
6 days ago
Share →: One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
6 days ago
Share →: Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Commentary:
Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
6 days ago
Share →: “Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Commentary:
Sure, because if anyone can find it, Chat GPT can! 😂🤖🧠
6 days ago
Share →: People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Commentary:
Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤
6 days ago
Share →: If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Commentary:
When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Spotted on Instagram:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Shared recently on X:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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