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Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! 🍺😅
338 Funny conversation quotes
I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.
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Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.
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Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦♂️ #Oops
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.
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Looks like the elephant's been promoted to team mascot! 🐘🎉
If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.
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Sounds like the scrub-a-dub hit list is the real Billboard chart! 🎶🧽🍽️
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢