57 Funny couch quotes

• I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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  57 minutes ago

  aging, blanket, comfort, cool, couch, evening, humor, i, just, pajamas, relaxation, used, wait

• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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  5 hours ago

  appetizer, asleep, bedtime, before, couch, fall, i, joke, little, nap, sleep, sometimes, wordplay

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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  6 hours ago

  change, chaos, couch, here, home, humor, i, mix, new, over, relaxation, sit, sitting, sitting spot, spot, things, thought, today

• Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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  10 hours ago

  asleep, couch, falling, falling asleep, field, gender, gender role, getting, humor, joke, male-dominated, male-dominated field, role, sleep, stereotype

• Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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  15 hours ago

  afternoon, afternoon nap, cool, couch, ever, humor, nap, relaxation, sex, taken

• I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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  17 hours ago

  break, computer, couch, humor, i, lying, me, procrastination, reminder, stretch, technology, told, while

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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  18 hours ago

  couch, humor, i, laziness, motivation, procrastination, sure, today

• I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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  20 hours ago

  always, bed, bed potato, chair, chair potato, couch, couch potato, humor, later, laziness, potato, relaxation, right

• Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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  1 day ago

  adulting, cheers, choice, club, club scene, couch, cozy, cozy couch, crowded, growing, growing up, means, moments, nightlife, over, relaxation, scene

• Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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  1 day ago

  adulthood, bourbon, comfort, couch, drink, homebody, humor, maturing, relaxation

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