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Funny couch quotes

May 6
Share →: I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
Oct 4
Share →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
Sep 29
Share →: 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
Sep 29
Share →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.
Sep 22
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
Sep 22
Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Sep 22
Share →: Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?
Sep 22
Share →: I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
Sep 22
Share →: When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.
Sep 22
Share →: A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.