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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! ποΈππ€·ββοΈ
55 Funny couch quotes
Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.
I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.
Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.
Welcome to your 50s⦠you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.
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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.
I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.
βYouβre an athlete,β I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
Letβs lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
