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Funny daughter quotes
Nov 8
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: If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
Sep 30
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: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
Sep 22
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: Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.
Sep 22
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: Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
Sep 22
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: My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
