25 Funny daughter quotes

• I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, check, complaint, complaints, contact, daughter, humor, i, manufacturer, parent-child, please, response, told, witty, witty response

• “I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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  3 weeks ago

  Abdul, cracking, daughter, giving, humor, identity, male, male name, name, nickname, nobody, parenting

• Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, another, awkward, awkward interaction, being, boyfriend, daughter, every, family, hate, hospitality, human, humor, interaction, life, me, nice, question, relationship, watching, while, wife

• I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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  2 months ago

  bit, daughter, family, father, forgiveness, humor, i, little, lose, mind, realize, relationship, think, wife

• As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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  2 months ago

  apologize, apology, daughter, era, family, family relationship, fashion, fashion era, gap, generation, generation gap, humor, i, jean, jeans, low-rise, low-rise jean, parent, parents, relationship, teenage, teenage daughter, top, tube, tube top

• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, chaos, daughter, family, household, humor, less, morning, rest, us, wake, wake up, warning

• Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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  2 months ago

  daughter, except, glof, hat, home, humor, impossible, morning, nothing, parenting, return, school

• Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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  2 months ago

  best, best friend, broke, daughter, family, friend, having, humor, little, parenting, relationships, rich

• Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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  2 months ago

  Calculus, cause, complicated, daughter, family, humor, joke, parenting

• As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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  2 months ago

  around, daughter, hang, i, lady, let, mother, never, pigeon, place, station, young

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