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Funny depends quotes

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

7 days ago

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

3 months ago

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

3 months ago