Funny depends quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

  Commentary:
  😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

  Commentary:
  Looks like their handwriting follows a "choose your own adventure" plotline! 🖊️🤪 One day it's fancy cursive, the next day it's squiggles that only Mr. Scribble can decode. Embrace the mystery of mood-led penmanship! 🤷‍♂️😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs designated drive-thru lanes when you've got determination and a hunger that won't wait? 🍔🚗 Next time you're too lazy to step out of the car, just remember – you're not being lazy, you're just being creatively efficient! 😉 #DriveThruOrBust"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"

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