Funny desperation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

  Commentary:
  Ah, LinkedIn, the virtual networking jungle gym where your once-a-drinking buddy transforms into a potential job fairy godparent 🧚‍♂️🍸. Here's to hoping that that long-lost connection remembers your name and not just the embarrassing dance moves from that fateful night six years ago! 🕺💼 #NetworkingWoes #JobSearchStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

  Commentary:
  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤖👨‍🏭 Just remember, if AI takes over your job, at least you'll never have to worry about office drama or coffee breaks again! ☕️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession

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