Funny desperation quotes

• You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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  2 months ago

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• LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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  2 months ago

  ago, desperation, drink, help, hope, humor, idiot, job, LinkedIn, networking, past, six, where

• It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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  2 months ago

  AI, care, desperation, humor, i, immigrant, job, me, need, relief, sarcasm, someone, take, work

• I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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  2 months ago

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• The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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  2 months ago

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, desperation, fingers, humor, i, intelligence, know, technology, thing

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