116 Funny diet quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  "Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. 🍿🥨🤫 #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

  Commentary:
  "Embarking on a diet is like being a secret agent in a world full of tempting food spies 🕵️‍♀️🍔🕵️‍♂️! We are all just trying to dodge the sneak attacks of our cravings while pretending to be interested in what our friends are devouring 🤫🍕. Who knew that the real challenge was mastering the art of stealthy side-eyeing at delicious treats? #DietingDilemmas

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  3 months ago

  Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"

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