Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Home ยป Funny Diet Quotes

142 Funny diet quotes

Funny diet quotes bring a humorous spin to the often challenging world of dieting! ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚ From playful takes on cravings to witty observations about healthy eating, these quotes offer a light-hearted look at the ups and downs of dieting. Enjoy a laugh as you navigate your nutritional goals! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ

New funny diet quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

For even more funny diet quotes, hit next ๐Ÿ‘‡

All funny diet quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that youโ€™re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then youโ€™ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Iโ€™m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

Iโ€™ll make you feel safe in that youโ€™ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ has shared:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

ยฉ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด