144 Funny diet quotes

• When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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  33 minutes ago

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• My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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  2 hours ago

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• The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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  6 hours ago

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• Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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  13 hours ago

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• My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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  13 hours ago

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• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  16 hours ago

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• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  17 hours ago

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• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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  22 hours ago

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• There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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  23 hours ago

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• I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

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  6 days ago

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