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111 Funny diet quotes

Funny diet quotes bring a humorous spin to the often challenging world of dieting! 🥗😂 From playful takes on cravings to witty observations about healthy eating, these quotes offer a light-hearted look at the ups and downs of dieting. Enjoy a laugh as you navigate your nutritional goals! 😄🍏

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

1 month ago

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

1 month ago

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

1 month ago

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

1 month ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

1 month ago

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

1 month ago

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

1 month ago

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

1 month ago

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

1 month ago

Never eat more than you can lift.

1 month ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

1 month ago

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

2 months ago

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

2 months ago

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

2 months ago

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

2 months ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

2 months ago

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

3 months ago

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

3 months ago

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

3 months ago

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

3 months ago

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

3 months ago

I have no beef with vegetarians.

3 months ago

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

3 months ago

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

3 months ago

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

3 months ago

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

3 months ago

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

3 months ago