142 Funny diet quotes

• December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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  5 days ago

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• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  1 month ago

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• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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  2 months ago

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• Eating healthy requires a second job.

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  2 months ago

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• Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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  2 months ago

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• Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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  2 months ago

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• Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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  2 months ago

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• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  2 months ago

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• Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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  2 months ago

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• Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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  2 months ago

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