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Funny diet quotes

Nov 24
Share →: Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
Oct 17
Share →: Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.
Oct 17
Share →: I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
Oct 11
Share →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.
Oct 11
Share →: If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
Sep 30
Share →: My diet was going really well until I woke up.
Sep 23
Share →: I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.
Sep 22
Share →: I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.
Sep 22
Share →: My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.
Sep 22
Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.