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5 months ago
Share →: If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad"
5 months ago
Share →: Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Commentary:
🌟 Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting the benefits of Ozempic but not quite ready to commit to the whole strict diet and exercise routine. 🍔🏋️‍♂️ Maybe there's a mysterious third option involving magical chocolate that burns calories while you eat it? 🍫✨ Or perhaps a gym where the weights lift themselves? 💪😅 Oh, the search for that elusive shortcut continues! 🕵️‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Commentary:
"Who needs pancakes when you can have waffle abs instead? 💪🥞 Just like that, breakfast becomes a workout routine! 😄💥 #WaffleGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy diet plans when you've got the 'broke until payday' regime! 🤑🥗 It's the ultimate test of willpower and budgeting skills. Just remember, you're not hungry, you're just financially disciplined! 😂💸 #DietGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Commentary:
"I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!"
5 months ago
Share →: I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy' diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a 'healthy option'. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you're really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Commentary:
"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Commentary:
Ahoy, matey! 🏴‍☠️ Who needs to sail the keto seas when you can join the pirate crew on a diet of rum, fish, and beef jerky? 🍖🐟 Swashbuckle your way to a healthier lifestyle, and remember, a pirate's life is always full of adventure (and tasty snacks)! ⚓️🌊 #PirateDietGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact
5 months ago
Share →: Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Commentary:
"Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! 🧀🚫 No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness 🤤 #VoteForCheese"