Funny dim quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

  Commentary:
  🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"

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