31 Funny distance quotes

• That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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  aging, distance, family, humor, making, older, perspective, relationship, rest, sense, start, uncle, wisdom

• That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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  aging, aunt, distance, dynamics, family, family dynamics, humor, making, older, rest, sense, start, uncle

• I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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  bed, commute, distance, frustration, humor, i, longing, miss, sleep, where, why, work

• I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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  commitment, distance, endurance, humor, humor quote, i, miles, song, walk, walking

• I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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  am, child, contact, cutting, distance, family, humor, i, narcissist, nephew, relationship, sarcasm, social, social distance

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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  absent, absent father, actually, boss, daily, daily presence, day, distance, dynamics, emotional, emotional distance, emotional unavailability, emotionally, every, family, family dynamics, father, father figure, figure, final, humor, life, lol, met, parent-child, parent-child relationship, presence, relationship, sucks, unavailability, unavailable

• Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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  butter, comedy, distance, humor, introvert, jam, loneliness, peanut, peanut butter, personal, personal space, solitude, space

• Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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  confinement, distance, earphone, earphones, entertainment, feels, frustration, jail, journey, long distance, long journey, noise, serving, silence, term, travel, travel frustration

• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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  beautiful, beauty, close, danger, dangerous, distance, dressed, metaphor, nature, people, personality, storm, storms, sunset, unpredictability

• Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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  caring, city, close-knit, distance, family, happiness, humor, irony, relationships

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