Funny quotes distance

18 Funny distance quotes

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025