21 Funny distance quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

  Commentary:
  "Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where the crazy show is just a scroll away! 🤪📱 Enjoying the chaos from a safe distance has never been more entertaining! 🤣 #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can feel your energy from two planets away.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, they must be emitting some out-of-this-world vibes! 🌍🚀 Wonder if they're sending good energy or just picking up some Wi-Fi signals from Neptune. 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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