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17 Funny donut quotes

Funny donut quotes bring a lighthearted twist to everyone’s favorite sweet treat! 🍩😂 Whether it’s playful remarks about donut cravings or witty comments on their irresistible appeal, these quotes capture the joy and humor of indulging in donuts. Enjoy a laugh as you savor the fun side of this delicious snack! 😄☕

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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