About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Commentary:
"Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Commentary:
Oh dear, watch out for those sneaky donuts! 🍩🐘 Looks like someone's dodging the elephant-sized truth with a bit of sugary distraction. Time to reevaluate the snack choices before becoming part of the jungle 🌳!

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of accidentally turning your healthy intentions into a delicious sugar-coated surprise! 🥦➡️🍩 Who needs green smoothies when you have a whole bag of donut disguised as veggies? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HealthyEatingGoneWrong"

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of sweet cravings and strategic spousal maneuvers! 🍩🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every great donut caper is a supportive partner reluctantly hiding the evidence. 😂 #TeamDonut"

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Commentary:
Donuts and acoustic guitars both have holes, but you won't find sprinkles on a guitar… unless you've been practicing with a sweet tooth! 🎸🍩 Just remember, one sounds better with strumming while the other sounds better with munching! 🎶🤣

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!