Funny Donut Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Every Bite! 🍩😂

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

5 months ago3 months ago

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

5 months ago3 months ago

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

6 months ago3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

6 months ago3 months ago

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Jun 17, 20243 months ago

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Jun 3, 20243 months ago

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

May 7, 20243 months ago

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Oct 17, 20233 months ago

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Oct 12, 20233 months ago

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Oct 2, 2023Oct 9, 2023

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Sep 25, 20233 months ago

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023