17 Funny donut quotes

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, channel, creature, creatures, deserve, donut, donuts, food, food humor, humor, nature, nature channel, own, playful, sweets, week, whimsical

• About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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  2 months ago

  40, advice, calory, donut, eat, eating, exercise, fitness, follow, humor, joke, just, me, muscles, snack

• Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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  2 months ago

  animal, cute, cute animal, distraction, dog, donut, funny moment, humor, i, late, moment, pet, photos, procrastination, shape, sleeping, sorry, take

• Donuts hug you from the inside.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, donut, donuts, food, hug, humor, inside, snack, sweetness

• I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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  2 months ago

  donut, donuts, food, guy, humor, hungry, i, kids, knows, little, misunderstanding, nephew, right, thanks, think, work

• I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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  2 months ago

  alone, box, break, break room, donut, donuts, food, humor, i, indulgence, person, room, temptation, workplace

• I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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  2 months ago

  away, being, donut, donuts, elephant, food, humor, joke, room, self-deprecation, weight

• Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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  2 months ago

  buy, diet, disappointment, donut, donuts, food, grocery, hate, home, humor, realize, shopping, surprise, veggie

• We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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  2 months ago

  craving, donut, errands, humor, i, last, need, needs, relationship, run, snack, wife

• Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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  2 months ago

  acoustic, acoustic guitar, comparison, donut, donuts, end, food, guitar, hole, humor, just, much, music, pretty, similarity, where

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