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Funny donut quotes
May 7
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: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
Oct 17
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: I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
Oct 12
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: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.
Oct 2
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: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
Sep 25
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: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.
Sep 22
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: The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
Sep 22
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: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
Sep 22
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: The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
