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15 Funny donut quotes

Funny donut quotes bring a lighthearted twist to everyone’s favorite sweet treat! 🍩😂 Whether it’s playful remarks about donut cravings or witty comments on their irresistible appeal, these quotes capture the joy and humor of indulging in donuts. Enjoy a laugh as you savor the fun side of this delicious snack! 😄☕

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2 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

Donuts hug you from the inside.

3 months ago

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

3 months ago

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

3 months ago

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

3 months ago

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

3 months ago

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

3 months ago

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

3 months ago

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

3 months ago

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

3 months ago

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

3 months ago

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

3 months ago

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

3 months ago