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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Just landed via Messenger:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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