144 Funny eating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy recipes when you've got shredded cheese and a bag? 🧀 Just remember, moderation is key… unless you're at a cheese party – then all bets are off! 😜🧀 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️‍♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

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