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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
234 Funny eating quotes
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
Commentary:
Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.
Commentary:
Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴
Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
Commentary:
Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.
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Always on the lookout for life's unexpected appetizers! 🍕👀🍔
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
Commentary:
Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️