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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.
Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
This Monday could have been an email.
I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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5 months ago
Share →: Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! 💌⏳ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! 🐢💨 Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? 😅 #EmailStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet agony of instant replies – the email version of a dramatic plot twist in a movie! 💌💥 It's like sending a carrier pigeon off to deliver a secret message, only to have it fly back with the response faster than you can say "Wait, let me finish my coffee first!" ☕😂 #EmailEtiquetteDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Commentary:
"Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like 'helllooooooo? 👀📧' because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 🙃 #PersistenceIsKey"
5 months ago
Share →: “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Commentary:
"Subject: Re: Meeting Minutes 📝
Message: Great insights, team! 🤔 Ya think? 😂💡 #EmailHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Commentary:
"Next time you receive an email starting with 'I hope this email finds you well,' just remember it's not about luck – it's about the email's impressive detective work! 🕵️‍♂️💌 #EmailNinja"
5 months ago
Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Commentary:
"Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"
5 months ago
Share →: In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate torment – eternal email verification! 🔥📧😈 Waiting in agony for that elusive confirmation email like… "Did it get caught in spam hell? Do I need to sell my soul for it to arrive?" Just when you thought spam folders couldn't get any scarier… welcome to the fiery depths of tech support hell! 😂🔥🔒