Commentary:
💌💥 "That fight could’ve been an email… the drama, the tension, the suspense… all for what could have been summed up in a couple of paragraphs and a few passive-aggressive emojis 😂 Next time, save the energy for the inbox, folks!" 📧✉️
109 Funny email quotes
I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
Commentary:
💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough
When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩💼💁♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient's puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn't be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals"
New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”
Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’
Commentary:
"Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: 'wow ok' 💁♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette"
Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
Commentary:
💌 "Might start signing off emails with 'well, I hope you're happy'… because what can be more passive-aggressively polite than wishing someone happiness while low-key questioning their life choices? 😂 Here's to hoping they read between the lines… or emojis!"
Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”
Commentary:
"Let's start a movement to make confusion the new trend in professional communication 👩💼📧 Embrace the chaos and let your colleagues know you're just as lost as they are! 🤪💻 #EmailEtiquette"
Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.
Commentary:
"Sexting: when a simple email turns into an unexpected boardroom meeting 📧🙈💬 #WorkplaceSurprises"
Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
Commentary:
"Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"