Commentary:
"Well, the struggle is real! 🤷♂️🌟 In a world where TikTok stars rise faster than the speed of light, keeping up with who's famous can feel like a full-time job! 💫 Just remember, you're always famous in your own circle – even if it's just among your pets! 🐶🐱 #WhoNeedsHollywood"

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
Commentary:
"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.
Commentary:
"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"
Commentary:
"Who needs chords when you have passion and air guitar skills instead? 🎸😂 Keep rocking with your three-chord wonders and let the music do the talking! 🎶🤘"
Commentary:
"Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"
Commentary:
"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮"
Commentary:
"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"