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  • I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving”

  • The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

    Commentary:
    “Today’s workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals”

  • Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘‍♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution”

  • Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

    Commentary:
    “Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it’s as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don’t forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles”

  • The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It’s all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals”

  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

    Commentary:
    “Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂”

  • Shopping is the only exercise I need.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add ‘retail therapy’ to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop”

  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂”

  • The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰”

  • I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

    Commentary:
    “Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you’ve unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you’ve got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️”

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