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2 months ago
Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
2 months ago
Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears
2 months ago
Share →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Commentary:
"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"
3 months ago
Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
3 months ago
Share →: The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Commentary:
"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Commentary:
"Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘‍♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution"
3 months ago
Share →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Commentary:
"Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Commentary:
"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Commentary:
"Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂"