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133 Funny exercise quotes

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025