Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃♂️🚶♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"
Commentary:
"Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? 🧀💪 Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! 😄 #FitnessGoals"
Commentary:
"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"
Commentary:
"Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! 💪🥪 Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! 😂"
Commentary:
"New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? 🤷♂️ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! 🍔💪 #2023Goals"
Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"
Commentary:
"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"
One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.
Commentary:
"Looks like those crunches weren't the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you'll have abs that are no longer 'absurdly' underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles"
Commentary:
Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag
Commentary:
"Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"