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Running away from responsibilities: the only cardio routine that requires zero commitment! 🏃♂️💨🙃
199 Funny exercise quotes
Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?
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Definitely! The struggle is real, and my heart rate says I've earned a medal 😂🏅💪
I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.
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Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.
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Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
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The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! 🧊🏃♂️😂
The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.
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I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.
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Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘♂️