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"Major respect to the sweat warriors! 🚶♂️🌞 Just yell out 'You good?' to make sure they're still in one piece! 😂🏃♀️"
199 Funny exercise quotes
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂
I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.
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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.
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Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆♂️🦵🔧
My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.
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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.
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Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦♂️🏃♂️💨
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.
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Sounds like owning a Peloton is great for your fitness… your social fitness! 🚴♂️😄📢
I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.
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"I tried yoga once and nearly mastered the art of turning myself into a pretzel… except I forgot the 'calm and composed' part. 🥨😆 #YogaFails"