Funny quotes exhaustion

57 Funny exhaustion quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I am thick and tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025