97 Funny exhaustion quotes

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  5 days ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, store, Walmart

• I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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  1 week ago

  birthday, celebration, everyone, exhaustion, greeting, happy, humor, i, keep, life, procrastination, rest, sarcasm

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, am, exhaustion, humor, i, retired, retirement, tired, today, wondering, yes, yesterday

• I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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  4 weeks ago

  8, absolutely, anything, bed, bedtime, before, except, exhaustion, going, hours, humor, i, irony, joke, need, procrastination, sleep, tiredness, wake

• Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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  4 weeks ago

  caffeine, coffee, cutting, eat, energy, exhaustion, frustration, gun, humor, i, joke, need, sarcasm

• Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  adult, exhausting, exhaustion, functioning, humor, life, life struggle, pretending, struggle, well-adjusted

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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  2 months ago

  alone, exhausting, exhaustion, fake, fake laugh, humor, interaction, just, laugh, laughing, leave, life, me, mental, mental exhaustion, mentally, office, office life, please, social, social interaction, work

• Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, after, being, day, exhaustion, fatigue, forever, humor, just, life, tired, waking, waking up

• I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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  2 months ago

  back, bed, bedtime, discomfort, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, i, insomnia, relatable, sleep, sore, sore back, terrible, tiredness, wait, wake

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