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"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 
I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 
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- Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
- I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
- The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.
- 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
- Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
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"When life gives you yawns, it’s time for a snore-tastic adventure!
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"Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis!
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"When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation!
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Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain
. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 
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Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama!
Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! 
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"Feeling so tired that even your exhaustion needs a nap? Sounds like you're on the fast track to becoming a professional sleeper! " -
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"Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together!
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"Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking #SleepySuperpowers" -
Top Funny Exhaustion Quotes
- I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.
- I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.
- I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.
- “You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.
- Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.
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