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Weekend warrior at doing absolutely nothing, and still earning a gold medal in napping! 🛌🤣💤
100 Funny exhaustion quotes
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.
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Life hack: One birthday post to rule them all! 🎂📅🎉
The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.
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Sounds like my support network now consists entirely of caffeine and Wi-Fi 😂☕️📶
For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.
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Officially embracing the fine art of being "re-tired" daily! 😴🔄🎉
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.
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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤
Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.
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In today’s episode of "I need stronger coffee," introducing Espresso Shotgun! 💥☕😁
Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.
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Adulting Level: Master… of Naps and Coffee Breaks! ☕😴😂
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️