Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"
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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?
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Jan 27, 2025

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
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Jan 23, 2025
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of deciphering our availability while being ankle-deep in work tasks 🤔⏱️ Remember folks, if you see a colleague in the wild habitat of their workstation, chances are they are not on a tropical vacation 🏝️🚫 Just a friendly reminder from your office survival guide 😉📚 #WorkLifeBlues

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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Jan 20, 2025
Commentary:
"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"