107 Funny expectation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

  Commentary:
  🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could get a calorie refund for disappointing food… 🍔🤷‍♂️ Sorry burger, you were not up to par, here's your calories back! 😂 #CalorieRefund #FoodieHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

  Commentary:
  "Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it's on an adventure, exploring the realm of 'empty pockets'! 🚀😂 Don't worry, I'm sure it'll pop up when you least expect it! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯

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