Funny extinction quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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