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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Going viral on Instagram:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Making waves on X:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Shared recently on Discord:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Just shared via WeChat:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Making waves on YouTube:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Just shared via X:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Seen just now on Discord:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Reported on Facebook:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Making waves on Reddit:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Going viral on Reddit:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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