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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

This meeting could have been a cake.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Spotted on Facebook:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Shared recently on Instagram:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Breaking via Twitch:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Spotted on TikTok:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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17 shares on Slack this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

26 shares on Discord this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just landed via Reddit:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Breaking via Discord:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Spotted on Threads:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Going viral on Reddit:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Shared recently on Slack:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Freshly posted on Slack:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Just shared via TikTok:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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