Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival

People on Facebook be like β€œcan anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

People on Facebook be like β€œcan anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Commentary:
"Facebook: where you can catch up with your friends, enemies, and that one person who always stole your lunch money in high school 🤣👀 #FlashbackFridayDailyEdition"

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Commentary:
Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Commentary:
"Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦‍♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"

For a long time, I didn't know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"

At my age, you check a friend's Facebook page to make sure they're still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"