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Funny Facebook quotes showcase the humor and wit that shine through on our favorite social media platform! 📘😂 From clever status updates to amusing comments, these quotes capture the playful side of our online interactions. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the fun side of Facebook! 😄💬

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.
I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Commentary:
"Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"
3 months ago
Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Commentary:
"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"
3 months ago
Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Commentary:
Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?
3 months ago
Share →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
"Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a 'Free Cruise to the Bahamas' ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!"
3 months ago
Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Commentary:
"Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine of the modern multitasker – a quick check of all social media platforms, with just a dash of binge-watching thrown in for good measure. Who needs sleep when you can catch up on the latest posts and episodes, right? Just remember, Netflix has a way of turning "one more episode" into a full-on nocturnal adventure! Sweet dreams and happy scrolling!
3 months ago
Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!
5 months ago
Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival
5 months ago
Share →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"
5 months ago
Share →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"