Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"
Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"
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"Facebook: where you can catch up with your friends, enemies, and that one person who always stole your lunch money in high school 🤣👀 #FlashbackFridayDailyEdition"
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📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp
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Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. Itβs like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.
Commentary:
"Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"
Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"