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26 Funny Facebook quotes

Funny Facebook quotes showcase the humor and wit that shine through on our favorite social media platform! 📘😂 From clever status updates to amusing comments, these quotes capture the playful side of our online interactions. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the fun side of Facebook! 😄💬

1 day ago
View →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”
3 months ago
View →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
3 months ago
View →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
3 months ago
View →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
3 months ago
View →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.
3 months ago
View →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
3 months ago
View →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.
4 months ago
View →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.
4 months ago
View →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”
4 months ago
View →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.
4 months ago
View →: Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.
4 months ago
View →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.
4 months ago
View →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.
4 months ago
View →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
4 months ago
View →: Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.
4 months ago
View →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.
4 months ago
View →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
4 months ago
View →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
4 months ago
View →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.
4 months ago
View →: These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
5 months ago
View →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.
5 months ago
View →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
5 months ago
View →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
5 months ago
View →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
5 months ago
View →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.
5 months ago
View →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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