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25 Funny Facebook quotes

Funny Facebook quotes showcase the humor and wit that shine through on our favorite social media platform! 📘😂 From clever status updates to amusing comments, these quotes capture the playful side of our online interactions. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the fun side of Facebook! 😄💬

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

1 month ago

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

1 month ago

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

1 month ago

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

1 month ago

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

1 month ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

3 months ago

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

3 months ago

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

3 months ago

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

3 months ago

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

3 months ago

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

3 months ago

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

3 months ago

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

3 months ago

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

3 months ago

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

3 months ago

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

3 months ago

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

3 months ago

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

3 months ago