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Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Going viral on Reddit:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Making waves on Reddit:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Going viral on TikTok:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Trending via YouTube:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Spotted on Threads:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Going viral on Discord:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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38 shares on Snapchat this month:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

89 shares on Threads this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

80 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Making waves on Threads:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Going viral on Facebook:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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