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Funny Facebook quotes

Nov 15
Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
Oct 20
Share →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
Oct 6
Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
Sep 22
Share →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.
Sep 22
Share →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
Sep 22
Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
Sep 22
Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
Sep 22
Share →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
Sep 22
Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.
Sep 22
Share →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.