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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Funny family vacation quotes

Funny family vacation quotes capture the hilarious chaos of traveling with loved ones! From road trip antics to unforgettable moments in faraway places, these quotes highlight the fun, laughter, and sometimes crazy experiences that come with family getaways. Get ready to relive the best (and funniest) parts of your family adventures!

New funny family vacation quotes

6 months ago
Share →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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"Ah, the classic post-vacation tradition of critiquing the extended family dynamics while cruising back home. Nothing quite like those moments of reflection and slight eye rolls to round off the family bonding experience! "
6 months ago
Share →: We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Sounds like your family vacation was more of a “tanic” experience than a Titanic one! It seems like your kids were the real-life drama queens and kings on this trip. Next time, maybe pack some extra patience and earplugs!