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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Making waves on Discord:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Going viral on X:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Making waves on Messenger:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Going viral on TikTok:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Funny family vacation quotes

Funny family vacation quotes capture the hilarious chaos of traveling with loved ones! 🏖️😂 From road trip antics to unforgettable moments in faraway places, these quotes highlight the fun, laughter, and sometimes crazy experiences that come with family getaways. Get ready to relive the best (and funniest) parts of your family adventures! 😄🚗

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

2 months ago

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

2 months ago

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Live now on YouTube:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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