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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Just shared via YouTube:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Making waves on Telegram:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Going viral on Messenger:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Spotted on Discord:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Just shared via X:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Spotted on Twitch:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Freshly posted on X:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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