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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Commentary:
"Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁‍♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It's a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it's all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Commentary:
"Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦‍♂️👶 #ParentLife"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Commentary:
🎮 Oh no, the Playstation is broken! 🙈 Looks like it's time for the parent to step up and remind the child that there's more to life than just gaming – like spending quality time with family! 🏠💕 After all, it's not just about high scores, but also about making memories together. Let's turn this tech mishap into a fun bonding experience! 💪😄
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Commentary:
"Some parents hit the jackpot with amazing kids 🌟, while others find themselves in a brass band rehearsal every night with trumpet-playing offspring 🎺. Life's little surprises, right? 😂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Commentary:
"🎅 Ho, ho, holy shit is right! Christmas: the season of jolly chaos, gift wrapping woes, and tangled fairy lights 😅🎁🎄 Just remember, it's all part of the ho-ho-holiday fun… right? 🤪 #ChristmasStress #TisTheSeasonToBeStressed"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Commentary:
Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It's like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Commentary:
📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101