26 Funny fast food quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

  Commentary:
  Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

  Commentary:
  Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟

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