Commentary:
"McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"
Tag Archives: 40 Funny fast food quotes
A McRib killed my tapeworm.
Commentary:
Looks like the McRib is not only satisfying cravings but also eliminating unwanted guests! 🍔🐛 Who knew it had such hidden talents? Just another reason to love fast food, right? 🤣
Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
Commentary:
"An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"
Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.
Commentary:
"Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders"
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.
Commentary:
"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals
Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
Commentary:
Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs
I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
Commentary:
Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂
Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟
Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.
Commentary:
When the fries and my tears combine, it’s called ‘supersize my emotions’ 🍟😭🍔