Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
Tag Archives: 40 Funny fast food quotes
I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.
Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.
Commentary:
"When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'"
There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.
Commentary:
Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove
McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.
Commentary:
"McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"
Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"