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"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
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- My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
- Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.
- Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
- If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.
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"Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!" -
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"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?" -
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"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!" -
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"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!" -
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"Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation" -
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"Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin" -
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Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover -
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"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs" -
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"Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals"
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- I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.
- Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.
- The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!
- Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
- I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”
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