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I guess I need to "chat" more often if I want to fit into my skinny jeans! 😂🗣️🔥
217 Funny fitness quotes
It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.
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Getting buff and dusting: my two-part struggle is basically an Olympic event now! 🏋️♂️🏠😅
I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.
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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.
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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.
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Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦♂️🏃♂️💨
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
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Running away from responsibilities: the only cardio routine that requires zero commitment! 🏃♂️💨🙃
Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?
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Definitely! The struggle is real, and my heart rate says I've earned a medal 😂🏅💪
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨