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Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
217 Funny fitness quotes
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.
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I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.
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Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘♂️
Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.
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Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐
Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
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Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃♀️✈️💼
Eat like your treadmill is watching.
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Guess I better put on a salad show for my nosy treadmill! 🥗👀🏃♂️
I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
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😂🏋️♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙♀️💦